i think i see a bug on my ceiling omg i am frozen in place
@9 hours ago
bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica:
“You’re making me claustrophobic”
“What does claustrophobic mean?”
“It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus!”
“No it doesn’t.”
“HO HO HO!”
“Stop it Patrick! You’re scaring him!”
“HO HO HO!”
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
skaa:
Now usually I don’t do this but uh…
posting again
triphop: I NEED TO CALL THE HUMANE SOCIETY. THERE IS A DYING BELUGA ON THE PREMISES
*nice recovery*
